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caseyanthonyofficial:

chill

deadtrash:

"thats not very lady-like of you"

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posted 1 day ago with 73,139 notes

oreooficial:

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

posted 1 day ago with 223,721 notes

andrewbreitel:

potayto:

do people really still say me gusta

what

im pretty sure every single spanish speaking person does

posted 1 day ago with 364,945 notes

  • Daughter: Hey dad, can I get a new phone?
  • Dad: What's the magic word?
  • Daughter: Irene
  • Dad: Irene?
  • Daughter: Yeah, you know like the name of the girl you are having an affair with.
  • Dad: So did you say you wanted an iPhone or Android?

posted 1 day ago with 365 notes